Last week in Becoming A Runner, Part 2, I mentioned a phrase that I often use with my clients.

We are going to trick your body into adapting to your new exercise routine by making the routine a little more difficult each time we meet.

 

After I wrote that, I started thinking about some of the other things that I say to my clients regularly and came up with…

I don’t want you to be so sore that you can’t walk tomorrow, but I want you know that you worked out.  I want your muscles to be a ‘happy sore.’LungeWithCurls

My clients particularly like this quote…

If I can’t demonstrate it, you don’t have to do it.

I thought it would be fun to do a post on some of my memorable, if not particularly motivational quotes,  so I sent an email out to my clients and Cruisers asking for quotes that they’ve heard me say.  Here’s what I got…

Watch your range of motion.  You are going to overextend and you’ll blame me when you can’t move tomorrow, so shut up and stop talking!  (my client added: of course you say it nicely!)

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The slower you go the better the burn.

The Cruisers see a slightly different Deb than my clients do.  I’ve always said, “If you really want to get to know someone, go on a twenty-mile run with them.”  Here are what they sent…

It’s okay to walk.

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We stop at all porta-potties.

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I have to go to the bathroom, again!

 

A long run is defined as more 10 miles or more.

 

Always look for poison ivy when you stop to pee.

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You’re not supposed to wear cotton underwear under your lined running shorts.

  • Questions:
  • What are your “not-so-memorable” quotes?
  • Do you wear underwear under your lined running shorts?
  • Who’s ready for fall?

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Happy Running! ~ Deb